Long Live Rajnikant and Mithunda

in a movie, Mithun Da is having Brain Tumor which, according to

the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the
fights, Our great Mithun Da is shot in the head. To everybody’s
surprise , the bullet passes thru his head taking away the tumor along
with it and he is cured.
Long Live Mithun Da and his “Assembly Line” Productions !!!

In one of the movies, Mithun da is confronted with 2 gangsters. Mithun
da has a Gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he
does…….

He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet towards the
knife. The knife cuts the bullet in 2 pieces and kills both the
gangsters. Then, Mithun da say the following dialogue

“Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Chiraa”.

In one of the other movies, Mithun da is chased by a gangster. Apne
Mihtun da ke paas gun hai par goli nahi hai.
Guess, what he does………

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
shoots, Mithun da opens the bullet compartment of his gun and
catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires
his gun. Bang… And the gangster dies….

What about this :-
can’t recollect the movie name but scene is like this –

Our Mithun Da is put in a jail and he is wearing a cap …. then in
the cell he sees here and there and suddenly puts his finger in a
wall (uses his finger as drill machine) makes a hole .. then takes pen
out of his pocket puts the pen in the hole .. Then he takes off his
Cap and hangs it on the Pen …. style hai bhai ……….

Scene this..!!!

In the movie “Watan Ke Rakhwale” apna Mithun Da is in jail and
desperately wants to get out of that hell..What he does is simply
unimaginable..!!!!
He crawls like a Spiderman over a wall…a jail wall , that must
be about 50-60 ft high and jumps over…!!!
truly amazing..
This is a fine example of what a director can do when he has
nothing to think of.!!

1.In movie tyagi,in the climax, the villain tries to
shoot the hero,rajni being there,jumps and catches the bullet in
hand.what a catch!
2. In movie Kundan,Dharamji gets very angry at the
gundas who r fighting with him,he sees a telephone booth,he takes it
in his might arms and throws it towards these gundas. grrrrrrrrrrr…

This is sort of frustrating sometimes. But
anybody who has seen the movie, “Behind Enemy Lines” should know that
the same things probably even more exxagerated things happen out in
hollywood. For those who have not seen the movie letme entertain u
all.

there is this climax scene where the hero is in
the middle of a wasteland in Bosnia. it is in a bckdrop of hills which
are covered with ice. so the visibility is pretty good, and the hero
is wearing a military outfit with a black jacket. He comes down to the
middle of this wasteland and he is being shot by ak47’s, tanks, rocket
from rocket launchers etc. (not knives u know). and our hero never
gets hurt, either the bosnian rebels were badly trained(which is
probably not the case-considering their genocidic tendencies) or they
are all blind.

now what do u say to this????

just have a look at these amazing fight
sequences, featuring
rajnikant…

Sequence 1
Rajni gets to know that the villian is on the
the other side of a very
high wall. So high that Rajni can’t jump even if
he tries like one of
those superman techniques that heros normally
use. Rajni has to
desparalety kill the villian becoz its the
climax…Rajni suddenly
pulls
two guns from his pocket ( Prob a backup). He
flies one gun in the air
and when the gun has reached wall high, he
shoots the trigger of the
first gun in air, with his second gun. Now first
gun shoots the villian
and he is
dead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sequence 2
Rajni is sitting on one side of a swimming pool
talking to the villain
(
who is bathing in the pool). On the other side
of the pool, six goondas
of the villain are standing. When the argument
gets heated, the
villain winks at his men & each one throws a
knife at Rajini. Our hero
effortlessly catches all the knife in a single
hand (without putting
them down or switching hands after
catching!!!!). He then spreads them
out like a deck of playing cards in his hand(or
how some people spread
money) so
that all six knifes are visible (&in order).He
then throws the knifes &
kills all six goondas in one
go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isey Kehte hai 1 teer se 6 Shikaar.

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Sequence 3
Rajni, the police officer, is sitting on his
motorcycle under a coconut
tree…
when he sees a couple of villans escaping in a
car…. he holds the
clutch, puts his bike in gear…….takes his
gun…fires
upwards….the
coconut falls on the starter….. rajni realeses
clutch………….and
away he
goes…..chasing the villans….
This is called COCONUT Triggering!
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Sequence 4
A lot of goondas(approx six) accost him…. but
wao!! suddenly Rajni
puts his hands in his pocket,
is it a gun….??
No it is a knife….. and u know he is not going
to use it to attack
them …. all he does is raises the knife in his
right hand and just
leaves it there….in the air..!!! and u know
the knife starts rotating
there in the air yaar…. it needs no energy
source whatsoever and the
gravitational pull of big big mother earth has
failed..!! it rotates
like the Sudharshan Chakra……Rajni has become
Lord Vishnu…!! How
can the Goondas fight the allpowerful Lord…
all this was just too
much
for the Goondas, they faint and fall to the
ground and Rajni… walks
of
smiling and shaking his head in his ultimate
style……… people who
wanna drive save themselves from Goondas can
learn this stunt from
Rajni…. his e-mail id is :
RajniLord_Vishnu@stunt15.com
I Hav no Words left with me to comment on this.
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Sequence 5
Rajnikant sahab ke upar koi bullet fire karta
hai….ab Rajnikant sahab
kya karenge….very simple….woh apne pocket se
ek blade nikalte hain
aur goli ke saamne kar dete hain….goli head on
blade pe lagti hai
aur do parts mein cut ke different directions
mein divert ho jaati hai
aur Rajnikant sahab buch jaate hain….
now thats what I call a close SHAVE
/<--Half of the cut bullet goes in this direction / / Path of bullet--- / ----------------------X O<---Rajnikant stands here...unscathed \ \ X is the Point of collision with the blade \ \ \<--The other half of the bullet goes in this direction to this more spice is added creativily that at the back of rajini two kundoons were standing. the two parts of the bullets hit each rowdy killing them. just by having one blonde blade winning three villans. how is it???????????......!!!!!!!! JUSTIFICATION: I must appreciate the stunt director for his knowledge of physics and metalurgy. Lets analyse this situation. The bullet is often made from lead, which has a low melting point and is almost fluid when fired.(Now, dont ask me how those doctors pull out perfectly shaped bullets from the hero's body in movies!! God knows) A razor blade is made of stainless steel and we all know that a blade's edge is actually V shaped (with a very small angle approx 0 degrees) So, the fluid bullet is sliced into 2 parts and due to its velocity, the 2 pieces are deflected at an angle leaving the hero unharmed. Rajni must have used a rather blunt blade coz the angle of deflection was almost 45degrees!! The movie is Farishtay................ and rajni's name is ramojirao ranojirao jahdeechmal thange........... he actually saves actress sapna. from the goons....... really funny...... ...........climax scene from a tamil movie.............. The villain shoots rajni............................ aur apun ka rajni bhai ke pass ek hollow iron rod hota hain..... he takes the bullet in to the hollow iron rod and turns it around...... the bullet hits the villain ............ 😉 One more............ There is scene in which herione is hanging on a high volt line and the goon switches on the transformer...... rajni bapu..... runs faster than current ( actually shown) and saves the heroine............ jai ho raji baba ki.......... One from mithun.. Jackie.....(his other useless sidekick) saves a baby from a raging fire and runs down the corridor....... he is confronted by goons ....... so jackie bhai gets on to the wall and starts running.......... and this scene shud have been nominated for the oscars....... same movie....... jackie has the baby he runs thru fire....... soon he finds that his jeans is engulfed in fire.... he cannot put down the baby to bhujao the aag.... guess what the baby peees... and the peshab puts off the fire......... jackie kisses the baby and jumps off the building....... i suppose this scene is from chandaal........ One More ! If the Wachowski brothers saw this they would change the matrix 2 cast to Rajni (NEO) & Mithun Da (MORPHEUS) !!! In one movie, RajniCan't is sitting in a college campus... under a tree.. waiting for some gundaas to eve-tease. Observes that they are coming on their bicycles... Empties his pockets... finds 2 huge Iron Yoke magnets.. Twists them in the air wildly... The gundaas are lifted with their cycles in the air and are being twisted in perfect synchrony with his super magnets !!! Then puts his mags back in the pockets... the gundas fall to the ground and run away as usual ! ENJOY................